Friday, 21 March 2014

Ultimate Man Tips I just couldn't resist posting

Man its been a minute, and when I say a minute I mean a loooooong while. 8 months, phew, a lot has transpired since then I must admit. So much to share but first I have to share these man tips my boy Elmer sent me. 

44 Ultimate Tips For Men 

1. Go for women you perceive to be "out of your league." You'll surprise yourself.  

2. Never have sex with anyone that doesn't want it as much as you. 

3. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat. 

4. Every hat should serve a purpose. 

5. Never take her to the movies on the first date. 

6. Learn to wet shave. 

7. Nothing looks more bad ass than a well-tailored suit. 

8. Shave with the grain on the first go-around.

9. Always look a person in the eye when talking to them. 

10. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. 

11. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift and play sport. 

12. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie. 

13. A small amount of your salary/wages should go to your savings account every month. 

14. Call your parents every week. Texting shouldn't become a custom. 

15. Never wear a clip-on tie. 

16. Give a firm handshake. 

17. Compliment her shoes. 

18. Never leave a pint unfinished. 

19. If you aren't confident, fake it. It will come. 

20. Be conscious of your body language. 

21. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. 

22. Always stand to shake someone's hand. 

23. Never lend anything you cant afford to lose. 

24. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves. 

25. Keep a change of clothes at the office. 

26. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once. 

27. Manliness is not being able to take care of yourself, but taking care of others as well.

28. Go for the decision that will make for a good story. 

29. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet. 

30. Nice guys don't finish last. Boring guys do. 

31. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.  

32. Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big head. 

33. No matter their job or status in life, everyone deserves your respect. 

34. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, its your duty to overcome them. 

35. The first one to get angry loses. 

36. Do what needs to be done without complaining. Complaining wont help speed things up. 

37. Never stop learning. 

38. Always go out in public dressed like you about to meet the love of your life. 

39. Luck favors the prepared. 

40. Don't change yourself to make someone happy, unless that someone is you. 

41. If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. 

42. Women find confidence sexy as hell. 

43. Do whatever you want to do in life, but be the best at it. 

44. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work. Enjoy your life! 

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