Gabreezi and Lafaille for not telling me this. But is it all bad? No, because thanks to those two clowns, I am now up in the wee hours of the morning and discovered thee most amazing, wonderful and somewhat funniest trend ever, The Walk of Shame.
To my fellow Northern Suburbans that is not quite familiar with this trend, I extracted a definition from urban dictionary for you guys. "When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse". Now with my farm/small town background and upbringing, you can imagine how funny this is to me. Whats even more funnier is when I see the same woman the night before. I literally have to control myself and contain my laughter. Here is what bugs me though, how come I don't see guys with that same 'walk of shame' look? Is it because we have no shame or is our values and morals just different? Does society just automatically high five us and place a crown on our head when we do it? As funny as this new phenomenon is to me, I do feel for these ladies. So here's my advise. Be Prepared!
|this poor lady didn't even mange to make it... shame|